Scotland Crest Hoodie
Scotland Crest Hoodie
Free delivery • Printed to order • No faff
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Features
A proper cosy layer for whatever the day throws at ye 💙
✔️ Soft, warm fabric with a fleecy inside
✔️ Relaxed unisex fit — easy to layer
✔️ Durable print that lasts
✔️ Made to order — no mass-produced nonsense
Worn and loved by sarcastic Scots all over the place 💙
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
A proper cosy hoodie you’ll actually want to live in.
• Soft cotton-blend fabric with a warm, fleecy inside
• Relaxed unisex fit — comfy and easy to layer
• Handy front pocket (for hands, snacks, or avoiding people)
• Durable print that holds up wash after wash
• Designed with a bit of Scottish attitude
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
True to size — size up if you prefer a looser fit. Check the guide below!
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every item is made to order just for you.
- Production: 3–7 working days
- Delivery: 2–5 days after dispatch
- Free shipping on everything
Larger sizes may ship separately and take a wee bit longer.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is made just for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.
If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout — I’ll always help.

📏 Size Guide
Unisex Hoodie
Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit • Length = shoulder to hem
| Size | Width | Length | Fits Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ (51cm) | 27″ (69cm) | 34–36″ |
| M | 22″ (56cm) | 28″ (71cm) | 38–40″ |
| L | 24″ (61cm) | 29″ (74cm) | 42–44″ |
| XL | 26″ (66cm) | 30″ (76cm) | 46–48″ |
| 2XL | 28″ (71cm) | 31″ (79cm) | 50–52″ |
| 3XL | 30″ (76cm) | 32″ (81cm) | 54–56″ |
| 4XL | 32″ (81cm) | 33″ (84cm) | 58–60″ |
| 5XL | 34″ (86cm) | 34″ (86cm) | 62–64″ |
👉 Tip: Hoodies are a regular unisex fit. Size up if you like it baggier or for layering — nae shame in that!
Sizes may vary by up to 1″ due to the made-to-order process. Larger sizes (2XL+) and some colours may ship from abroad depending on stock availability.
Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙
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