Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋
I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.
There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!
Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙
📏 Size Guide – Unisex Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)
Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit, Length = shoulder to hem.
• S: Width 20″ (51cm) – Length 27″ (69cm) – Fits chest 34–36″
• M: Width 22″ (56cm) – Length 28″ (71cm) – Fits chest 38–40″
• L: Width 24″ (61cm) – Length 29″ (74cm) – Fits chest 42–44″
• XL: Width 26″ (66cm) – Length 30″ (76cm) – Fits chest 46–48″
• 2XL: Width 28″ (71cm) – Length 31″ (79cm) – Fits chest 50–52″
• 3XL: Width 30″ (76cm) – Length 32″ (81cm) – Fits chest 54–56″
• 4XL: Width 32″ (81cm) – Length 33″ (84cm) – Fits chest 58–60″
• 5XL: Width 34″ (86cm) – Length 34″ (86cm) – Fits chest 62–64″
👉 Tip: This sweatshirt has a regular unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic look, or size up if you want a looser, comfier feel.
Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙