“Crabbit” Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt
“Crabbit” Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt
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Prefer your T-Shirts a wee bit more substantial? 💙
These heavyweight favourites are made from thick, soft 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and garment-dyed finish. At 207gsm, they're heavier and sturdier than my Standard and Premium T-Shirts, with that lovely lived-in feel from the start.
Available in sizes S–4XL, please check the size guide, as these fit differently from my other T-Shirts.
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
This is the substantial one. 😂
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton at 207gsm, it has a noticeably thicker, sturdier feel than my other T-Shirts while still being soft and breathable.
It’s also garment-dyed, which means the finished T-Shirt is dyed rather than being made from pre-dyed fabric. That gives the colours their softer, slightly lived-in appearance and makes each one feel a wee bit less shiny-and-new and a bit more like an old favourite.
The collar is double-needle stitched, the neck and shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, and the sleeves and bottom hem are double-needle stitched too... basically, there’s a bit more T-Shirt going on here. 😂
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight 206.8gsm / 6.1oz
- Garment-dyed finish
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Reinforced neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitching
- Made to order especially for you
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
Please check this one! These are not the same measurements as my Standard or Premium T-Shirts.
The easiest way to choose your size is to lay a T-Shirt you already like flat and compare its measurements below.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every T-Shirt is made to order just for you.
- Production: 3–7 working days
- Delivery normally follows after dispatch
- Free shipping on everything
Please note: Heavyweight T-Shirts may be fulfilled outside the UK depending on stock and production capacity, so they can occasionally take a wee bit longer to arrive.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is made especially for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.
Please check the Heavyweight size guide carefully before ordering, as its measurements differ from my Standard and Premium T-Shirts.
If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout, I’ll always help.

📏 Size Guide
Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit • Length = shoulder to hem
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18¼″ (46.4cm) | 26⅝″ (67.6cm) |
| M | 20¼″ (51.4cm) | 28″ (71.1cm) |
| L | 22″ (55.9cm) | 29⅜″ (74.6cm) |
| XL | 24″ (61cm) | 30¾″ (78.1cm) |
| 2XL | 26″ (66cm) | 31⅝″ (80.3cm) |
| 3XL | 27¾″ (70.5cm) | 32½″ (82.6cm) |
| 4XL | 29¾″ (75.6cm) | 33½″ (85cm) |
👉 Important: These Heavyweight T-Shirts fit differently from my Standard and Premium T-Shirts, so please check the measurements even if you've ordered from me before.
Lay your favourite T-Shirt flat and measure from armpit to armpit to find the best match.
Sizes may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙
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