“Pure Scunnered“ Standard Fit T-Shirt
“Pure Scunnered“ Standard Fit T-Shirt
Free delivery • Professionally Printed or Embroidered to order • No faff
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Features
- Bold slogan: “Pure Scunnered”
✔️ Soft, comfortable unisex fit
✔️ True to size (see size guide below)
✔️ 100% cotton — built for everyday wear
✔️ Printed to order — no mass-produced nonsense
Standard or Premium?
Standard = classic everyday fit.
Premium = softer, lighter feel — not thicker or heavier.
Loved by sarcastic Scots all over the place 💙
Choose your fit: ⭐ Premium – softer feel, better fit (most popular) 👍🏻 Standard – classic fit, lower price
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
A proper comfy T-Shirt you’ll actually want to wear.
- 100% cotton soft-style fabric
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Durable print that won’t crack after a couple of washes
- Designed with a bit of Scottish attitude
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
True to size — size up if you prefer a looser fit. Check the guide below!
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every item is made to order just for you.
- Production: 3–7 working days
- Delivery: 2–5 days after dispatch
- Free shipping on everything
Larger sizes may ship separately and take a wee bit longer.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is made just for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.
If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout — I’ll always help.

📏 Size Guide
Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit • Length = shoulder to hem
| Size | Width | Length | Fits Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5″ (42cm) | 27″ (69cm) | 31–34″ |
| S | 18″ (46cm) | 28″ (71cm) | 34–37″ |
| M | 20″ (51cm) | 29″ (74cm) | 38–41″ |
| L | 22″ (56cm) | 30″ (76cm) | 42–45″ |
| XL | 24″ (61cm) | 31″ (79cm) | 46–49″ |
| 2XL | 26″ (66cm) | 32″ (81cm) | 50–53″ |
| 3XL | 28″ (71cm) | 33″ (84cm) | 54–57″ |
| 4XL | 30″ (76cm) | 34″ (86cm) | 58–61″ |
| 5XL | 31″ (79cm) | 35″ (89cm) | 62–65″ |
👉 Tip: Lay your favourite T-shirt flat and measure armpit to armpit. Size up for a looser fit — nae shame in that!
Sizes may vary by up to 1″ due to the made-to-order process. Larger sizes (2XL+) and some colours may ship from abroad.
Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙
Another Sarcastic Scots gem
Thank you! 💙
Hi Sharon
Absolutely delighted with my latest purchase, of the Pure Scunnered tee shirt this time. I’ll be sure to wear it next time I’m out. As you know, I live in Englandshire, in the beautiful and historic city of York, so my tee shirts get a lot of interest not just from locals, but from tourists as well, so you might be getting orders from as far away as Canada, New Zealand and China!
Now the shirt itself. After several Premium grade I thought I’d try a standard one again and it certainly doesn’t disappoint. Same comfy fit, maybe not quite as soft, but yet another top quality product from SS. Many thanks and I’ll be back. David x
You write these reviews like I’m paying you! 😂 I’m so incredibly grateful for your kind words, and for your wonderful loyalty. Thank you so much.
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