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Slightly Sweary Deeply Scottish Unisex Sweatshirt

Slightly Sweary Deeply Scottish Unisex Sweatshirt

Β£29.99 GBP
Β£29.99 GBP
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β€’ Bold slogan: "Slightly Sweary Deeply Scottish"

β€’ Classic crewneck style

β€’ Made to order just for you – please double-check your size πŸ’™

β€’ Printed by my trusted fulfilment partner (Printed to order – less waste, better for the planet πŸ’™ Please note: I can’t do returns or swaps. See more HERE)

β€’ Delivery can take up to 10 days – sometimes longer during busy times

Fabric & Fit

β€’ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

β€’ Soft and comfy fleece feel

β€’ Pre-shrunk fabric

β€’ True to Size (please order a size up if you want a looser fit!)

β€’ Unisex Style

Cosy and durable – the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a timeless staple with a warm fleece lining, perfect for layering in Scottish weather.

Explore the full range of Scottish T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Beanies, Prints, Caps, Enamel Pins, Stickers, and Postcards – perfect for the Sarcastic, the Crabbit, and the Pure Dead Brilliant. Free shipping on everything!

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Standard vs Premium T-Shirts

Can’t decide which T-Shirt to choose? Here’s a quick guide:

πŸ”ΉΒ Standard - Β£19.99

β€’ Gildan 64000

β€’ Classic fit - slightly boxier shape

β€’ Lightweight soft cotton

β€’ Great for everyday wear

β€’ Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt

βšͺΒ Premium - Β£24.99

β€’ Bella + Canvas 3001

β€’ More fitted and flattering shape

β€’ Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

β€’ Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints

β€’ A great option if you love a comfy favourite

✨ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, you’re getting peak Scottish banter. πŸ’™

Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts

Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.

The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:

The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! πŸ’™

Want to Learn More About the Brands?

Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?

πŸ‘‰ Bella + Canvas – US vs Them

πŸ‘‰ Gildan – Our Story

I’ve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices β€” but feel free to check them out for yourself! πŸ’™

Free Shipping!

There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. πŸ’™

Returns

Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

Care Guide

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    πŸ“Β Size Guide – Unisex Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)

    Measured flat:Β Width = armpit to armpit,Β Length = shoulder to hem.

    β€’ S:Β Width 20β€³ (51cm) – Length 27β€³ (69cm) – Fits chest 34–36β€³

    β€’ M:Β Width 22β€³ (56cm) – Length 28β€³ (71cm) – Fits chest 38–40β€³

    β€’ L:Β Width 24β€³ (61cm) – Length 29β€³ (74cm) – Fits chest 42–44β€³

    β€’ XL:Β Width 26β€³ (66cm) – Length 30β€³ (76cm) – Fits chest 46–48β€³

    β€’ 2XL:Β Width 28β€³ (71cm) – Length 31β€³ (79cm) – Fits chest 50–52β€³

    β€’ 3XL:Β Width 30β€³ (76cm) – Length 32β€³ (81cm) – Fits chest 54–56β€³

    β€’ 4XL:Β Width 32β€³ (81cm) – Length 33β€³ (84cm) – Fits chest 58–60β€³

    β€’ 5XL:Β Width 34β€³ (86cm) – Length 34β€³ (86cm) – Fits chest 62–64β€³

    πŸ‘‰Β Tip:Β This sweatshirt has a regular unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic look, or size up if you want a looser, comfier feel.

Hiya, I’m Sharon πŸ‘‹

I run Sarcastic Scots β€” a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday β€” so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

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