Crabbit By Choice T-Shirt and Beanie Bundle!

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Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Crabbit By Choice Premium Tee (Size) XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

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Why stop at just looking crabbit when you can stay cosy doing it?

This bundle pairs the Navy Premium T-Shirt with the Black Crabbit by Choice Beanie — the perfect combo for showing off your attitude whatever the weather.

Ideal for gifts, winter walks, or just making sure folk keep their distance in the co-op queue. 💙

T-Shirt: Premium unisex fit, soft cotton
Beanie: Cosy cuffed knit with embroidered slogan, one size fits most
Bundle price: £49.99 (both together, nae faff)
Care: Wash cold, wear often, embrace your inner crabbit

Standard vs Premium T-Shirts

Can’t decide which T-Shirt to choose? Here’s a quick guide:

🔹 Standard - £19.99

• Gildan 64000

• Classic fit - slightly boxier shape

• Lightweight soft cotton

• Great for everyday wear

• Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt

⚪ Premium - £24.99

• Bella + Canvas 3001

• More fitted and flattering shape

• Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

• Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints

• A great option if you love a comfy favourite

✨ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, you’re getting peak Scottish banter. 💙

Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts

Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.

The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:

The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! 💙

Want to Learn More About the Brands?

Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?

👉 Bella + Canvas – US vs Them

👉 Gildan – Our Story

I’ve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices — but feel free to check them out for yourself! 💙

Free Shipping!

There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙

Returns

Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

Care Guide

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📏 Size Guide – Premium T-Shirt (Bella + Canvas 3001)
Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit, Length = shoulder to hem.
• XS: Width 16.5″ (42cm) – Length 27″ (69cm) – Fits chest 31–34″
• S: Width 18″ (46cm) – Length 28″ (71cm) – Fits chest 34–37″
• M: Width 20″ (51cm) – Length 29″ (74cm) – Fits chest 38–41″
• L: Width 22″ (56cm) – Length 30″ (76cm) – Fits chest 42–45″
• XL: Width 24″ (61cm) – Length 31″ (79cm) – Fits chest 46–49″
• 2XL: Width 26″ (66cm) – Length 32″ (81cm) – Fits chest 50–53″
• 3XL: Width 28″ (71cm) – Length 33″ (84cm) – Fits chest 54–57″
• 4XL: Width 30″ (76cm) – Length 34″ (86cm) – Fits chest 58–61″
• 5XL: Width 31″ (79cm) – Length 35″ (89cm) – Fits chest 62–65″
👉 Tip: Lay your favourite T-shirt flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare with this chart. Size up if you like a looser fit — nae shame in that!

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

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