Fuelled By Sarcasm & Square Sausage Eco Tote Bag
Fuelled By Sarcasm & Square Sausage Eco Tote Bag
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Tote Yer Sass in Style
This sturdy organic cotton tote is perfect for carrying everything from tatties to tantrums. Roomy, reusable, and ready for whatever the day flings at ye β whether itβs a trip to the shops or a passive-aggressive wander round the book festival. π
Please note, each bag is only printed on one side.
β’ 100% certified organic cotton (nae plastic here, pal)
β’ Fabric weight: 8 oz/ydΒ² (272 g/mΒ²)
β’ Size: 16β³ Γ 14Β½β³ Γ 5β³ (40.6 Γ 35.6 Γ 12.7 cm)
β’ Carries up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg) β thatβs a lot of messages
β’ Strong 1β³ straps with a comfy 24.5β³ length
β’ Open main compartment for maximum chuck-it-in convenience
β’ Ethically made to order β no waste, no bother
Your bag is printed just for you when you order, which helps cut down on overproduction. Thanks for choosing a tote thatβs as thoughtful as it is pure dead brilliant.
Free Shipping!
Free Shipping!
There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price youβll pay. π
Returns
Returns
Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.
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Care Guide
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