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I'm No Grumpy Premium T-Shirt

I'm No Grumpy Premium T-Shirt

£24.99 GBP
£24.99 GBP
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Made to order just for you – please double-check your size before buying. 💙

This item is printed especially for you by my fulfilment partner. I don’t hold stock, so I can’t offer returns or size swaps.

Delivery can take up to 10 days – sometimes longer during busy periods.

See my FAQ, Ordering – How It Works, and Policy pages for more info – or check the reviews to see what others have said!

Thanks for understanding – I really appreciate you. 💙

• 100% Cotton

• Soft and Comfortable

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• True to Size (Please order a size up if you want a bigger fit!)

• Unisex Style

Lightweight, soft and smooth - the Bella + Canvas 3001 is widely used by small businesses for its comfort and quality.

If you prefer a heavier feel, check out my Standard T-Shirts too!

Size Guide (inches):

Size

Length

Width

Chest

XS

27

16½

31–34

S

28

18

34–37

M

29

20

38–41

L

30

22

42–45

XL

31

24

46–49

2XL

32

26

50–53

3XL

33

28

54–57

4XL

34

30

58–61

5XL

35

31

62–65


Size Guide (cm):

Size

Length

Width

Chest (cm)

XS

68.6

42

78.7–86.4

S

71.1

45.7

86.4–94

M

73.7

50.8

96.5–104.1

L

76.2

55.9

106.7–114.3

XL

78.7

61

116.8–124.5

2XL

81.3

66

127–134.6

3XL

83.8

71.1

137.2–144.8

4XL

86.4

76.2

147.3–155

5XL

89

78.7

157.5–165

Standard vs Premium T-Shirts

Can’t decide which T-Shirt to choose? Here’s a quick guide:

🔹 Standard - £19.99

• Gildan 64000

• Classic fit - slightly boxier shape

• Lightweight soft cotton

• Great for everyday wear

• Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt

⚪ Premium - £24.99

• Bella + Canvas 3001

• More fitted and flattering shape

• Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

• Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints

• A great option if you love a comfy favourite

✨ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, you’re getting peak Scottish banter. 💙

Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts

Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.

The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:

The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! 💙

Want to Learn More About the Brands?

Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?

👉 Bella + Canvas – US vs Them

👉 Gildan – Our Story

I’ve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices — but feel free to check them out for yourself! 💙

Free Shipping!

There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙

Returns

Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

Care Guide

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

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  • 📏 Size Guide – Premium T-Shirt (Bella + Canvas 3001)

    Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit, Length = shoulder to hem.

    • XS: Width 16.5″ (42cm) – Length 27″ (69cm) – Fits chest 31–34″

    • S: Width 18″ (46cm) – Length 28″ (71cm) – Fits chest 34–37″

    • M: Width 20″ (51cm) – Length 29″ (74cm) – Fits chest 38–41″

    • L: Width 22″ (56cm) – Length 30″ (76cm) – Fits chest 42–45″

    • XL: Width 24″ (61cm) – Length 31″ (79cm) – Fits chest 46–49″

    • 2XL: Width 26″ (66cm) – Length 32″ (81cm) – Fits chest 50–53″

    • 3XL: Width 28″ (71cm) – Length 33″ (84cm) – Fits chest 54–57″

    • 4XL: Width 30″ (76cm) – Length 34″ (86cm) – Fits chest 58–61″

    • 5XL: Width 31″ (79cm) – Length 35″ (89cm) – Fits chest 62–65″

    👉 Tip: Lay your favourite T-shirt flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare with this chart. Size up if you like a looser fit — nae shame in that!

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

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