Nobody Is Perfect Standard T-Shirt
Nobody Is Perfect Standard T-Shirt
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Made to order just for you - please double-check your size before buying. ๐
This item is printed especially for you by my fulfilment partner. I donโt hold stock, so I canโt offer returns or size swaps.
Delivery can take up to 10 days โ sometimes longer during busy periods.
See myย FAQ, Ordering โ How It Works, and Policy pages for more info โ or check the reviews to see what others have said!
Thanks for understanding โ I really appreciate you. ๐
โข 100% Cotton
โข Soft and Comfy
โข Seamless Body
โข Classic Fit (Please order a size up if you want a looser fit!)
โข Unisex Style
Durable and great for everyday wear - the Gildan 64000 offers a classic feel with a slightly heavier cotton than my Premium T-Shirt.
If youโre looking for something softer and lighter, have a look at my Premium T-Shirts.
Size Guide (inches):
Size |
Length |
Width |
S |
28 |
18 |
M |
29 |
20 |
L |
30 |
22 |
XL |
31 |
24 |
2XL |
32 |
26 |
3XL |
33 |
28 |
Size Guide (cm):
Size |
Length |
Width |
S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
XL |
78.7 |
61 |
2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
Standard vs Premium T-Shirts
Standard vs Premium T-Shirts
Canโt decide which T-Shirt to choose? Hereโs a quick guide:
๐นย Standard - ยฃ21.99
โข Gildan 64000
โข Classic fit - slightly boxier shape
โข Lightweight soft cotton
โข Great for everyday wear
โข Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt
โชย Premium - ยฃ26.99
โข Bella + Canvas 3001
โข More fitted and flattering shape
โข Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
โข Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints
โข A great option if you love a comfy favourite
โจ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, youโre getting peak Scottish banter. ๐
Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts
Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts
Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.
The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:
The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.
This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! ๐
Want to Learn More About the Brands?
Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?
๐ Bella + Canvas โ US vs Them
Iโve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices โ but feel free to check them out for yourself! ๐
Free Shipping!
Free Shipping!
There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price youโll pay. ๐
Returns
Returns
Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
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