Pure Crabbit Eco Tote Bag
Pure Crabbit Eco Tote Bag
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Tote Yer Sass in Style
This sturdy organic cotton tote is perfect for carrying everything from tatties to tantrums. Roomy, reusable, and ready for whatever the day flings at ye — whether it’s a trip to the shops or a passive-aggressive wander round the book festival. 💙
Please note, each bag is only printed on one side.
• 100% certified organic cotton (nae plastic here, pal)
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Carries up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg) — that’s a lot of messages
• Strong 1″ straps with a comfy 24.5″ length
• Open main compartment for maximum chuck-it-in convenience
• Ethically made to order — no waste, no bother
Your bag is printed just for you when you order, which helps cut down on overproduction. Thanks for choosing a tote that’s as thoughtful as it is pure dead brilliant.
Free Shipping!
Free Shipping!
There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙
Returns
Returns
Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.
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