Sarcasm, It's How I Hug Premium T-Shirt
Sarcasm, It's How I Hug Premium T-Shirt
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Sarcasm, It's How I Hug!
Made to order just for you – please double-check your size before buying. 💙
This item is printed especially for you by my fulfilment partner. I don’t hold stock, so I can’t offer returns or size swaps.
Delivery can take up to 10 days – sometimes longer during busy periods.
See my FAQ, Ordering – How It Works, and Policy pages for more info – or check the reviews to see what others have said!
Thanks for understanding – I really appreciate you. 💙
• 100% Cotton
• Soft and Comfortable
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• True to Size (Please order a size up if you want a bigger fit!)
• Unisex Style
Lightweight, soft and smooth - the Bella + Canvas 3001 is widely used by small businesses for its comfort and quality.
If you prefer a heavier feel, check out my Standard T-Shirts too!
Size Guide (inches):
|
Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
|
XS |
27 |
16½ |
31–34 |
|
S |
28 |
18 |
34–37 |
|
M |
29 |
20 |
38–41 |
|
L |
30 |
22 |
42–45 |
|
XL |
31 |
24 |
46–49 |
|
2XL |
32 |
26 |
50–53 |
|
3XL |
33 |
28 |
54–57 |
|
4XL |
34 |
30 |
58–61 |
|
5XL |
35 |
31 |
62–65 |
Size Guide (cm):
|
Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest (cm) |
|
XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7–86.4 |
|
S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4–94 |
|
M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5–104.1 |
|
L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7–114.3 |
|
XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8–124.5 |
|
2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127–134.6 |
|
3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2–144.8 |
|
4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3–155 |
|
5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5–165 |
Standard vs Premium T-Shirts
Standard vs Premium T-Shirts
Can’t decide which T-Shirt to choose? Here’s a quick guide:
🔹 Standard - £19.99
• Gildan 64000
• Classic fit - slightly boxier shape
• Lightweight soft cotton
• Great for everyday wear
• Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt
⚪ Premium - £24.99
• Bella + Canvas 3001
• More fitted and flattering shape
• Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints
• A great option if you love a comfy favourite
✨ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, you’re getting peak Scottish banter. 💙
Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts
Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts
Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.
The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:
The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.
This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! 💙
Want to Learn More About the Brands?
Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?
I’ve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices — but feel free to check them out for yourself! 💙
Free Shipping!
Free Shipping!
There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙
Returns
Returns
Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
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How to Measure for the Perfect Fit
Lay your favourite T-Shirt flat on a table.
Measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit – that’s your width.
Compare it to our size chart to find your best match.
Size up if you like a looser fit — nae shame in that!
Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋
I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.
There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!
Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙
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