Lazy People Premium T-Shirt
Lazy People Premium T-Shirt
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Stop Hating On Lazy People, We Didn't Even Do Anything!
Made to order just for you โ please double-check your size before buying. ๐
This item is printed especially for you by my fulfilment partner. I donโt hold stock, so I canโt offer returns or size swaps.
Delivery can take up to 10 days โ sometimes longer during busy periods.
See my FAQ, Ordering โ How It Works, and Policy pages for more info โ or check the reviews to see what others have said!
Thanks for understanding โ I really appreciate you. ๐
โข 100% Cotton
โข Soft and Comfortable
โข Pre-shrunk fabric
โข True to Size (Please order a size up if you want a bigger fit!)
โข Unisex Style
Lightweight, soft and smooth - the Bella + Canvas 3001 is widely used by small businesses for its comfort and quality.
If you prefer a heavier feel, check out my Standard T-Shirts too!
Size Guide (inches):
|
Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
|
XS |
27 |
16ยฝ |
31โ34 |
|
S |
28 |
18 |
34โ37 |
|
M |
29 |
20 |
38โ41 |
|
L |
30 |
22 |
42โ45 |
|
XL |
31 |
24 |
46โ49 |
|
2XL |
32 |
26 |
50โ53 |
|
3XL |
33 |
28 |
54โ57 |
|
4XL |
34 |
30 |
58โ61 |
|
5XL |
35 |
31 |
62โ65 |
Size Guide (cm):
|
Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest (cm) |
|
XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7โ86.4 |
|
S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4โ94 |
|
M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5โ104.1 |
|
L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7โ114.3 |
|
XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8โ124.5 |
|
2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127โ134.6 |
|
3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2โ144.8 |
|
4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3โ155 |
|
5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5โ165 |
Standard vs Premium T-Shirts
Standard vs Premium T-Shirts
Canโt decide which T-Shirt to choose? Hereโs a quick guide:
๐นย Standard - ยฃ19.99
โข Gildan 64000
โข Classic fit - slightly boxier shape
โข Lightweight soft cotton
โข Great for everyday wear
โข Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt
โชย Premium - ยฃ24.99
โข Bella + Canvas 3001
โข More fitted and flattering shape
โข Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
โข Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints
โข A great option if you love a comfy favourite
โจ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, youโre getting peak Scottish banter. ๐
Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts
Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts
Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.
The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:
The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.
This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! ๐
Want to Learn More About the Brands?
Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?
๐ Bella + Canvas โ US vs Them
Iโve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices โ but feel free to check them out for yourself! ๐
EU Product Information
EU Product Information
Manufactured and fulfilled by Printful.
Meets EU safety and flammability requirements.
Manufacturer: Printful, Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050.
EU Warranty: 2 years.
For adults (not suitable for childrenโs wear).
Free Shipping!
Free Shipping!
There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price youโll pay. ๐
Returns
Returns
Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
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๐ย Size Guide โ Premium T-Shirt (Bella + Canvas 3001)
Measured flat:ย Width = armpit to armpit,ย Length = shoulder to hem.
โข XS:ย Width 16.5โณ (42cm) โ Length 27โณ (69cm) โ Fits chest 31โ34โณ
โข S:ย Width 18โณ (46cm) โ Length 28โณ (71cm) โ Fits chest 34โ37โณ
โข M:ย Width 20โณ (51cm) โ Length 29โณ (74cm) โ Fits chest 38โ41โณ
โข L:ย Width 22โณ (56cm) โ Length 30โณ (76cm) โ Fits chest 42โ45โณ
โข XL:ย Width 24โณ (61cm) โ Length 31โณ (79cm) โ Fits chest 46โ49โณ
โข 2XL:ย Width 26โณ (66cm) โ Length 32โณ (81cm) โ Fits chest 50โ53โณ
โข 3XL:ย Width 28โณ (71cm) โ Length 33โณ (84cm) โ Fits chest 54โ57โณ
โข 4XL:ย Width 30โณ (76cm) โ Length 34โณ (86cm) โ Fits chest 58โ61โณ
โข 5XL:ย Width 31โณ (79cm) โ Length 35โณ (89cm) โ Fits chest 62โ65โณ
๐ย Tip:ย Lay your favourite T-shirt flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare with this chart. Size up if you like a looser fit โ nae shame in that!
Hiya, Iโm Sharon ๐
I run Sarcastic Scots โ a one-woman brand (with a wee supervisor ๐พ) turning Scottish humour, sarcasm and a healthy dose of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.
I release new designs regularly, so keep an eye out โ or sign up to my newsletter to be the first to see all the good stuff. ๐
Everything here is made to order just for you, which means printing and delivery can take a wee bit longer โ but it also means less waste and better quality.
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